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What would you do? I was hanging on to my fifty-ninth year with a desperation that was giving the stockholders of the companies, that manufacture CoverGirl, Max Factor, Maybelline, and Revlon, something to smile about. What would you do, if you suddenly woke up in a public restroom, your sister looming over your face, and all you could think about was biting her on the neck? And what if you not only found yourself with a thirst for blood, but you looked thirty years younger, and now you had to go home to a family of aging women, vanity the mainstay of their bane existence, and explain this gift horse in the mouth? - what would they do? A domino effect quickly followed. Now, what the hell will ALL of them do?

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There is nothing either fundamentally good, nor anything fundamentally evil: Everything is relative... --The Marquis de Sade, The 120 Days of Sodom. The Wisdom of Repugnance is a dark comedy exploring the individual 'moral compass', and that internal shudder that we are all 'supposed' to have that helps us differentiate between, say, someone who loves kids, and someone who LOVES kids. WARNING: sexual and inappropriate subject matter. Consider yourself warned!

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I came up with the perfect excuse for why I'd be spending so much time with Gabe. Okay, so with Sam there could never be a good reason for me spending time with Gabe, but this would have to do: The Tri-County Martial Arts Tournament. I would explain to Sam that I have a burning desire to kick some serious tail at the tourney and Gabe was going to be my own private tutor. Yikes. He would hate it. But it beat telling him the truth. Hey, Sam, guess what? Gabe is actually a higher being. He was sent here to find me. My migraines - well, I've been meaning to tell you this, but I really do see dead people, and all sorts of scary stuff, but it's okay, because you see, Sam, I'm The Seer. That's right, I'm The Seer. And I'm the only thing standing between a race of higher beings that you've never heard of before and utter annihilation. I have to spend hours with Gabe every week because I'm the Obi-Wan to their Princess Leia. I'm their only hope. He'd call for the Straightjacket Brigade immediately. Who'd believe a story like that--especially with a history of mental illness in the family? No, The Tri-County Martial Arts Tournament would have to do.

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Cupid's arrow strikes a young lad (the author)in this hilarious true story. Only Cupid's aim is a tad off! This is the honest to God true story of what happened to me the moment I realized what GIRLS were! Everything that happens in this story really happened to me on a warm summer day in 1975!

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NOTE: THIS IS ALL BEING GIVEN A MAJOR OVERHAUL WITH A VIEW TO FINISHING IT BY END OF SEPTEMBER 2008 - ALTHOUGH I WANT EACH CHAPTER TO STAND ALONE THERE IS A PLOT HAPPENING HERE SO IT WOULD HELP IF YOU STARTED FROM THE BEGINNING:

Five years on, he meets her again in the bar after a less than encouraging 'Speed-Dating' session.

Back then, a friend overheard her say that she simply couldn't carry on dating a guy who maintained that Al Gore's version of Let's Stay Together far outshone the later one by Tina Turner.

That was all back then. The stakes for him are a lot higher now and anyway, she seems to be really chilled. She says the last thing she needs right now is commitment, she values her own freedom too much.

She's perfect.

Isn't she?

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