Haiku on the job

This was an experiment in writing haiku. Some of them came out sounding a bit more like the old "Confucius say," aphorisms, however. Here are two that I found (but can't claim credit for) Man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy. …He who place head in sand will get kicked in the end.

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