If I Can't Wave Like a Princess I Must Be a Loser

My life didn't quite turn out as expected.

• Chapter 1 - Epiphany"After much pondering, I've ..."
• Chapter 2 - Hasn't Anyone Ever Heard of Tibet?"This is the second part of ..."
• Chapter 3 - Could You Please Remove the Wiener Dog Without the Guilt Trip?"More psycho babble, an intr..."
• Chapter 4 - Coach Dad"It seemed appropriate to wr..."
• Chapter 5 - Missing Mom"This book will be partly au..."
• Chapter 6 - The Scum of the Earth, the Preacher's Wife and the Loser in the Middle"I'm the middle child, which..."
• Chapter 7 - I Blush Therefore I Am What I Am"I have a talent for embarra..."
• Chapter 8 - My High School Work Release Program"I get arrested and also hav..."