coffee and the perpetually single guy

In the 'short stories' Writing Group, pam had posted a prompt in an heroic attempt to get the groups creative juices flowing... but no one took it to task. Except me. Funny thing is, i went into this thinking it should be humorous. Alas, the final product isn't. It's vaguely creepy and threatening in some nebulous way. Well, without further ado...

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