For An Easy Life

NOTE: THIS IS ALL BEING GIVEN A MAJOR OVERHAUL WITH A VIEW TO FINISHING IT BY END OF SEPTEMBER 2008 - ALTHOUGH I WANT EACH CHAPTER TO STAND ALONE THERE IS A PLOT HAPPENING HERE SO IT WOULD HELP IF YOU STARTED FROM THE BEGINNING:

Five years on, he meets her again in the bar after a less than encouraging 'Speed-Dating' session.

Back then, a friend overheard her say that she simply couldn't carry on dating a guy who maintained that Al Gore's version of Let's Stay Together far outshone the later one by Tina Turner.

That was all back then. The stakes for him are a lot higher now and anyway, she seems to be really chilled. She says the last thing she needs right now is commitment, she values her own freedom too much.

She's perfect.

Isn't she?

• Chapter 1 - Rule One: Feigning Artlessness"A manipulative girlfriend, ..."
• Chapter 2 - Coffee and Dog Ends"Our dubious hero has gotten..."
• Chapter 4 - Quick Fix Up"His friends and family are ..."
• Chapter 6 - Rule Two: Every Witch Way"So she moved in. And slowly..."
• Chapter 7 - Rule Three: Gay or Steak?"Sometimes you just have to ..."